La familia de Laura no participa en la sorpresa… ¡Por el sexo!

Que bonito.

Nadie de la familia de Laura ha querido participar en la sorpresa de esta noche. ¿POR QUÉ? ¿Porque su hija ha matado a alguien? ¡¡¡NO!!! Porque ha tenido sexo con Marcelo en la casa.

Pues la verdad, el problema no es de Laura, sino de la familia, que es una pandilla de retrógados que viven el siglo pasado.

Milá es como Supermán: Se ha puesto la ropa interior por fuera. ¿Acaso eso que lleva de encaje encima del vestido rojo no son las bragas?

Y ella es la primera en tener sorpresa… ¡Primero nomina!

En positivo: 3 Marcelo, 2 Terry y 1 Lydia.

Le dicen que Marcelo no ha podido volar, por lo que no va a llegar. Dice que no se lo cree, que no es verdad… Lo cual es un claro ejemplo de que se lo cree a pies juntillas.

La tía va y se enfada, como si el Súper fuera el dueño de los cielos…

¡¡¡LE HAN METIDO A SU CUÑADO!!!

Que chico más majete, ha sido el único que ha querido ir a verla. Laura le pregunta que qué tal lo lleva su familia y él le dice que bien, mintiendo como un cosaco, claro. Pero es una mentira piadosa…

Fijaos en lo que os digo: A este chaval le gusta Laura.

¡¡¡Y TAMBIÉN LE METEN A LA MADRE DE MARCELO!!!

«¿Qué piensa usted de mi?» Le pregunta Laura a la mujer, que le dice que es muy guapa. «A veces le chillo un poco, pero le quiero mucho», le dice Laura a la señora, que parece muy maja y se parte el culo cuando Laura la abraza.

¡¡Y APARECE MARCELO!!

Laura es de esas personas que le llama gordo a su novio aunque no esté gordo. Eso me parece mal, porque los rechonchos pasamos mucha fatiga para estar encebollaos para que luego le llamen gordo a cualquiera.

Laura ve a Marcelo abrazando a su madre y se pone tristona y dice «mi madre no ha querido venir»…

Marcelo flipa con la expulsión de Yago. Y tiene que nominar en positivo: 3 puntos a Laura, 2 a Terry 1 a Jhota.

¿Sabéis lo que os digo? Que Laura tiene todas las bazas para ganar GH 12.

No me digáis… ¿De verdad se merece Laura que su familia no quiera ni grabarle un mensaje? Eso es de no querer…

Recordemos que Laura le ha puesto los cuernos a su novio y se ha liado con un chico del que se ha enamorado… A mi eso no me parece como para retirarle la palabra ¡¡Y MENOS TU PROPIA FAMILIA!!

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