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Una retransmisión para llorar de la risa o de vergüenza ajena

Espero, de verdad, deseo que alguien tome nota de la desastrosa realización que nos hemos tragado durante la retransmisión en directo (por primera vez en la historia) del anuncio de las candidaturas de los Goya.

Si el objetivo es que la gente prestara atención, con los ojos abiertos como platos, lo han conseguido, y de propina, nos han hecho reír como a  hienas. Jorge Sanz y Marta Etura han leído como han podido y sabido unas candidaturas de las que nadie ha podido ver una buena imagen. Una sola cámara (la crisis aprieta, y a veces ahoga… de risa) nos mostraba un plano fijo de los dos actores que, en un momento dado, desbordados por el absurdo de la puesta en escena, han parecido tomárselo a guasa, sobre todo Sanz. Gracias a un golpe de genialidad, alguien ha tenido el valor de abrir el plano de la única cámara y poder ver así, en pequeñito, pequeñito a los actores leyendo a trompicones los nombres (nunca esta expresión fue más cierta), y en grande, al fondo las imágenes de los nominados.
Intentado poner algo de gracia al esperpento ‘español’, Alex de la Iglesia que, en voz en off, comentaba las mejores jugadas de sus muchachos y les animaba en directo: «chicos, vosotros podéis«, me ha parecido oír entre las risas de mis compañeros de la redacción.
Sí, claro que podían leer, pero les ha costado un mundo. Cómo se les resistían algunos nombres: ¿Romanillos?, ¿Romaninos?, si es que hay nombres puestos con muy mala idea.  … y qué me decís de ‘Buried‘ (beried, baried, biried… parecía un cantajuegos).
Lo mejor, por su sinceridad: el presidente de la Academia insinuando que a lo mejor no tienen dinero para traerse a algunos de los nominados extranjeros, porque no pueden pagar los billetes de avión.
Welcome to Spain, donde el espectáculo se improvisa entre risas y se retransmite en directo a todo el país.

Y MÁS, Y MÁS…

(Actualización a las 13 horas). Mis compañeros de la redacción de cultura las están pasando canutas para completar la información de las candidaturas. La página web de los premios Goya parece seguir la estela de la retransmisión en directo. En el  pdf con el listado de los finalistas aparecen los candidatos del año pasado, en lugar de los de 2011, y por una extraña razón hay películas que misteriosamente han aparecido con más candidaturas de las que realmente tienen. Ahí os dejo el pantallazo capturado (12.30horas) de la web de los premios.  ‘Balada triste de Trompetaaparecía con 23 candidaturas, en lugar de las 15 que ha logrado realmente. No penséis mal, la película del presidente de la Academia no ha sido la única película que se ha agenciado de candidaturas, también pasaba con ‘También la lluvia‘ y alguna otra.
Actualización a las 8.30 del día 12. Me avisa Tere de que la web de los premios está bien, de que es confusa (yo diría un auténtico berenjenal) porque existen candidaturas a las candidaturas. Es decir, que ‘Balada de Trompeta’ tenía 23 candidaturas (que en realidad eran ‘candidaturas a las candidaturas’ o ‘precandidaturas’) y que las 15 que tiene ahora son candidaturas finales. Lo compruebo y tiene razón. Pero yo me pregunto, ¿acaso no todas las películas son susceptibles de ser precandidatas en todas las categorías? ¿Tiene ese filtro algún sentido? Espero subsanar mi ignorancia llamando a la Academia para que me informe. Os diré qué me cuentan.

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