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Al cine no se va a sufrir

Si todo hubiera salido como tenía previsto, ahora tendría que estar escribiendo sobre lo poco o mucha que me había gustado Biutiful’, sobre si a Iñárritu, como dicen algunos, se le nota un poco perdido desde que ha roto con Arriaga o sobre si Bardem está tan magnífico como dicen los críticos; pero nada ha salido como estaba previsto. La culpa: los que iban a ser mis acompañantes en la última sesión de un cine de provincias se enteraron casi en la misma cola del cine que la película iba sobre un enfermo de cáncer terminal que tenía dos hijos. Y ahí pararon de leer y, de paso, de hacer cola: «por encima de nuestro cadáver», vinieron a decirme entre sonrisas, pero categóricos. «Te pagamos las copas que quieras, pero no nos hagas entrar a ver dramas«.

Y varias copas más tarde, retomando el tema del cine, indago un poco más en sus fobias fílmicas, que en realidad se reducen a una: nada que les haga sufrir demasiado. No es por el cáncer, me dicen (afortunadamente ninguno ha tenido ninguna experiencia cercana relacionada con la enfermedad), es porque no quieren entrar en una sala para pasarlo mal. Si un filme les huele a angustia y tristeza, lo rechazan sin darle una oportunidad. Da igual quién trabaje, quién lo dirija o los premios que haya conseguido, «al cine no se va a amargarse uno la vida». Y ante tal convencimiento yo tengo poco que decir, ni siquiera intento colar un «pero bueno, al fin y al cabo es solo una película», porque entiendo que se sobrentiende. Quizá me dé un poco de pena pensar que su rechazo a sufrir les esté privando de ver buenas películas, pero lo respeto.

Así que me reservo el filme para otro día, para otros amigos a los que no les importe un poco de sobredosis de realidad.

¿Qué opináis vosotros? ¿Hay algún tema que os eche para atrás a la hora de ver una película? ¿Os dan pereza los dramas ‘cargaditos’?

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