Ahora que Skyfall está a punto de estrenarse en España, podéis echar un ojo al experimento del actor y escritor británico Charlie Higson, autor entre 2005 y 2009 de los libros del Joven Bond , en los que cuenta las vivencias de un adolescente en el colegio de élite Eton.
Con motivo de la première en el Reino Unido del filme protagonizado por Daniel Craig, el comediante de The Fast Show recibió la misión de resumir en 140 caracteres las 12 novelas de Ian Fleming sobre el famoso espía. En orden cronológico.
Este es el resultado:
Today I will be mostly tweeting all 12 Fleming Bond novels in 140 characters or less #bondtweets
— charlie higson (@monstroso) octubre 23, 2012
007 burns SMERSH paymaster in casino who takes revenge with carpet beater to manhood. Double agent Vesper gives Bond TLC & walks into ocean
— charlie higson (@monstroso) octubre 23, 2012
Bond wins Solitaire & takes on Mr Big, black Napoleon of crime & SMERSH agent. Leiter loses arm & leg in shark tank but Big is eaten whole
— charlie higson (@monstroso) octubre 23, 2012
Hugo Drax. Card cheat. Maybe worse? Missile site. Sexy cop. Gala Brand. Both caught. Tied up. Launch pad. Get away. Save London. Kill Drax.
— charlie higson (@monstroso) octubre 23, 2012
With the help of Tiffany Case Bond follows diamond smuggling route from Africa to Las Vegas & The Spangled Mob. Guns, girls, gambling & gays
— charlie higson (@monstroso) octubre 23, 2012
007 lured to honey trap in Istanbul. Is killer Red the better agent? No. Murder on the Orient Express but 007 stabbed by Klebb’s deadly shoe
— charlie higson (@monstroso) octubre 23, 2012
Jamaica? Yes. Dead agent? Yes. Honeychile Rider like a naked Venus from the sea? Yes? Steel hands? Yes. Radioactive pool? No. Death by guano
— charlie higson (@monstroso) octubre 23, 2012
1 007 beats card cheat Goldfinger at his own game. 2 Beats golf cheat ditto. 3 Foils plan to rob Fort Knox. An odd job with pussy galore.
— charlie higson (@monstroso) octubre 23, 2012
SPECTRE. NATO. Domino. Largo. Oh-oh, it’s 007! Subs, scuba, spies & stolen nukes. Hi-tech plot but lo-tech end for Largo – harpoon in chest.
— charlie higson (@monstroso) octubre 23, 2012
Me- Hi I’m Viv & this is my story. Unhappy lovelife now work in a motel. Them- 2 gangsters with dirty minds. Him- The name’s Bond. Job done.
— charlie higson (@monstroso) octubre 23, 2012
On her majesty’s secret service:
007’s rule. Never fall in love. But Tracy’s different. 1st mess up Blofeld in Alps then we have all the time in the world. Blofeld disagrees
— charlie higson (@monstroso) octubre 23, 2012
007 follows semi-naked diving girl to volcanic island. Who is the tall samurai in his garden of death? Blofeld again. Apocalypse now.
— charlie higson (@monstroso) octubre 23, 2012
Bond brainwashed! Back from the dead he tries to kill M. Punishment? Mission Impossible to kill 3-nippled assassin Scaramanga. Bye-bye Bond.
— charlie higson (@monstroso) octubre 23, 2012