La gota de Vaguirrín le hace abandonar… pero no

Y digo yo, si este chaval tiene gota… ¿Para qué narices va? ¿Y no se lo desaconsejaron los médicos?

El caso es que Vaguirrín dice que su gota y las peleas, que no van con el, le hacen abandonar.

J. J. V. le intenta convencer de que se quede, de que los médicos le van a cuidar, pero el chaval dice que nones, que se tiene que cuidar y que se las pira.

Ahora, Vaguirrín se lo dice a sus compañeros, diciéndoles que son buena gente, pero que ahí les deja.

Seguro que a la Pantoja le ha dado un disgusto.

Esto más que ‘Supervivientes’ parece ‘Víctimas’.

Algunos se ponen a llorar, pero no sabemos si de pena o de alivio al saber que se les va uno de los rivales más fuertes, porque Kiko contaba con la simpatía de la mayoría del público…

A mi me parece que a este chaval le ha venido lo de la gota que ni pintada para poder pirarse sin pagar la multa y sin que nadie se lo reproche… Y ojo, que lo siento por el chaval.

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Jorge Javier le dice a Jacobo que se tiene que quedar en Cabeza de León y al chaval se le cae el alma a los pies. Ya se veía en casita, comodo, pero no, aún le queda infierno.

Se encuentra con Reyes, que aparece de entre la selva cual indígena cabreado. Para que Jacobo no llore más, le dicen que lo mismo se va, si los anónimos eligen que se quede Reyes.

Jacobo se encarga de decirles a todos que se quiere ir y les pone carita de perrito apaleado. Los anónimos ceden a la presión y deciden que se las pire Jacobo.

Volvemos con Kiko, alias Pakirrín, alias Vaguirrín. Dice que está triste, porque «venía con muchas ganas».

Que lamentable. Ahora, Jorge Javier Vázquez le hace chantaje emocional a Kiko, diciéndole que su madre y su abuela están llorando, y que se piense si se quiere quedar o no. Además, le dejan abierto el micro para que pueda oír a la gente del plató coreándole. Que bajeza.

Telecinco no va a permitir que se les escape con tanta facilidad…

De hecho, J. J. V. dice que le dan la oportunidad de que se quede hasta el lunes y que ya si eso decida. Y encima, pide que la propia Isabel Pantoja le pida que se quede.

Ay, que asquito me está dando esto.

Kiko le pide desde Honduras a su madre que llame, para ver qué quiere que haga. Al final va a ser la prima la que llame a la Pantoja. Y la Pantoja dice que quiere hablar con Kiko.

Para hacer tiempo, J. J. V. se pone a charlar con Kiko de lo mucho que duele la gota. Así, rellenando tiempo como en un ascensor. El chaval dice que cuando estaba en España no se cuidaba el pie.

Y oímos a la Pantoja, lo que se toma la gente como si hubiera entrado en directo Barack Obama. Le dice que está orgullosa de él, que todos le quieren.

Eso sí, le dice que no le va a pedir que se quede, porque no quiere que sufra… pero que se espere un poco, hasta que no pueda más de verdad, hasta que el médico se lo diga. JAJA JA JA JA JA

Hay una saga de novelas que se llama Canción de Hielo y Fuego (os la recomiendo). Ahí un personaje dice en un momento dado: «todo lo que hay delante de un pero no cuenta».

Kiko le dice a su madre que ha estado muy mal y Kiko le echa la culpa de su sueño y su dejadez a las pastillas que le dan. ¡¡Y DICE QUE SE QUEDA HASTA EL LUNES!!

Ahora la Pantoja se pone en plan tonadillera y pone voz desgarrada para poner a su hijo por las nubes, como si fuera una mezcla de Ironman, Supermán y Teresa de Calcuta.

«Francisco Rivera Pantoja, tú no hasta el lunes, tú sigue paaalaaaaanteeee», dice la Pantoja, que está desesperada porque su niño, con gota y con dolores, se quede en la isla a toda costa. «No lo dejes a la ligera», le dice. Ja ja ja ja. Amor de madre.

Y claro, Kiko debe regresar con sus compañeros.

Cambiamos de hilo.

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